| Me as that star of stage and screen, Mr.
Ping Pong Ball Head himself, Jack. They needed a guy
who could play guitar and crack a bulllwhip for the Outlaw
Burger spot, and since a youth largely wasted on
non-wage-earning pursuits did, at least, grant me that
particular skill set, I got the gig. They wrote out
the bullwhip, though. Something about not wanting
Jack to have dominatrix fan mail. |
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| Bob Christian, singing his theme song,
"Don't Touch the Wet Spots." |
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| Me as Col.
"Badger" Wilson in Pensacola, right before
flying my jet into a mountain, thus making room for James
Brolin and a whole new cast and story line for the second
season. I still get a Christmas card every year
thanking me for the gig. No sweat, Jim. I also
played "Otter" in Wind and the Willows once
during a whirlwind tour of the Navajo reservation, giving
me a strong resume in overgrown rodent roles. |
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| The
"Badger" flight suit. It's inflatable,
which is the fighter jock's only hope of staying dry
during 14 hour missions after 3 cups of coffee. |
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| Me as The
Idanian in Star Trek, Deep Space 9. Every alien gets
his own custom forehead. Did you know they wear 100%
worsted wool on Idania? Or is it Ida? |
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| Me as Jimmy the
Wrench on an Energizer spot. That bunny costs 100
grand and takes four guys from Industrial Light and Magic
to operate. You should see his
trailer...... |
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| Me and my
brother Fred on the set of a FedEx spot. He didn't
get a stunt bump for the onions. |
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| Gino Montesinos,
me, Art Cohan, on the set of "Mind Games."
Guess who the bad guys are. |
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| Me and Treat
Williams on "Critical Mass." It's a treat
working with Treat. Excuse me while I go look for my
picture on his web site....... |
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| Me, Fred Olen Ray and the guy who
played the Sheriff on "Critical
Mass." Check Fred out on IMDB.
He's got more aliases than Prince. If you
want to come in under budget, Fred's your
guy. Just don't forget to pack a lunch. |
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| My faithful
retainer, Mr. O'Shaughnessey. Also the star of
"Breakfast." A bit of a diva.
Retreats to his trailer after every take, demands anchovy cappuccinos
and Siamese hookers. |
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| My favorite
Gahan Wilson cartoon. Just because. |
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